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Hello lifeguards, soon-to-be lifeguards, ex-lifeguards, lifeguard-wanna-bes, and lifeguard lovers! This is a blog dedicated to the hilarity that our jobs can consist of sometimes.

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northeastmezzanine-deactivated2 said:

I don't think people even understand how underpaid we are to save lives. I barely make 8 dollars an hour at my local YMCA and in my near 2 year lifeguarding career I've made at least six saves; I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there that we not only deserve higher pay but god fucking dammit we deserve some respect too...

Hear, hear, my friends!!

17 notes     10:44am 30/9/2013
reblogged from poolrules

caseyanthonyofficial:

I was lifeguarding today and there were kids in the pool playing marco polo but instead of calling it marco polo they called it “hashtag yolo” I swear to fuck

87,464 notes     source: caseyanthonyofficial 10:29am 1/9/2013
youngstarkwolves said:

I have been doing a lifeguard course this week and my instructor told us about one time when she saw some bloke trying to out arm bands on his kids legs - needless to say he didn't quite understand that by doing so he was just drowning his kid

HAHAHhahHA I love this story.

1 note     9:16am 1/9/2013

my most pathetic false alarm save in 6 inches of water

my most pathetic false alarm save in 6 inches of water

6 notes   #lifeguard  #lifeguarding  #leopard  #pool  #meme  #submission    3:20pm 28/8/2013
even if its a 2ft long slide. That face like “LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW” is one of my favorite things about working at the waterpark.

even if its a 2ft long slide. That face like “LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW” is one of my favorite things about working at the waterpark.

8 notes   #lifeguard  #lifeguarding  #leopard  #pool  #meme  #submission    12:40pm 28/8/2013
treblegirl77 said:

I got the job!! Thanks so much for your positive comments!

YAY! CONGRATULATIONS! Welcome to the lifeguard club ;)

2 notes     9:19am 28/8/2013
Anonymous said:

there is a supervisor at the waterpark i just started to guard at who i think is a complete scumbag but everyone loves him- he comments on little kid's weights, he's told us another new guard has "emulating waves of stupid coming out of her face" and he once told a 16 year old guard she looked ugly in her swimsuit as a complete joke because she's gorgeous, but it still skeezed me out. Should I do anything? he disgusts me, but no one else seems bothered.

Oh dear, that is definitely awful. You are definitely in the right feeling bothered by these actions. Is there anyone else in charge at the facility you work at? Such as an owner, or his boss? You should definitely let one of those people know so that they can keep an eye on him and perhaps give him a warning that if he continues that behaviour he may be fired. 

I don’t know! Anyone else have ideas?

1 note     9:04am 28/8/2013
treblegirl77 said:

I have my very first lifeguard job interview tomorrow morning and I'm really scared. Any advise for the swim test or interview itself? Thanks! P.s I love your blog!!

Hi there! I’m sure you have already had your interview by now, and I hope it went well! During the interview just try to remain positive and confident. During  the swim test just do your best! I’m sure you have practiced swimming the required distance and time and you’ll be able to get it. If not, try again! 

Let me know if you got the job!
Thanks for following :) 

1 note     9:02am 28/8/2013
churhdads said:

I am sorry I just submitted a years worth of posts but I love your blog so much asdfghjkl thank you for doing this!

No need to apologize! LIFEGUARD LEOPARD LOVES SUBMISSIONS!!!! 

    9:00am 28/8/2013

there is a wonderful spot in our waterpark’s baby pool where there are two pools next to each other and when you rotate out the guard at the first one, they go to the second pool and you can see them but they aren’t facing you so when it is one of those days when you are rotating out a very attractive guard… btw I swear its like one glance at his butt to every 7 bottom scans I promise I watch my water!

there is a wonderful spot in our waterpark’s baby pool where there are two pools next to each other and when you rotate out the guard at the first one, they go to the second pool and you can see them but they aren’t facing you so when it is one of those days when you are rotating out a very attractive guard… btw I swear its like one glance at his butt to every 7 bottom scans I promise I watch my water!

16 notes   #lifeguard  #lifeguarding  #leopard  #pool  #meme  #submission    3:20pm 27/8/2013
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