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I have been doing a lifeguard course this week and my instructor told us about one time when she saw some bloke trying to out arm bands on his kids legs - needless to say he didn't quite understand that by doing so he was just drowning his kid
HAHAHhahHA I love this story.
even if its a 2ft long slide. That face like “LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW” is one of my favorite things about working at the waterpark.
I got the job!! Thanks so much for your positive comments!
YAY! CONGRATULATIONS! Welcome to the lifeguard club ;)
there is a supervisor at the waterpark i just started to guard at who i think is a complete scumbag but everyone loves him- he comments on little kid's weights, he's told us another new guard has "emulating waves of stupid coming out of her face" and he once told a 16 year old guard she looked ugly in her swimsuit as a complete joke because she's gorgeous, but it still skeezed me out. Should I do anything? he disgusts me, but no one else seems bothered.
Oh dear, that is definitely awful. You are definitely in the right feeling bothered by these actions. Is there anyone else in charge at the facility you work at? Such as an owner, or his boss? You should definitely let one of those people know so that they can keep an eye on him and perhaps give him a warning that if he continues that behaviour he may be fired.
I don’t know! Anyone else have ideas?
I have my very first lifeguard job interview tomorrow morning and I'm really scared. Any advise for the swim test or interview itself? Thanks! P.s I love your blog!!
Hi there! I’m sure you have already had your interview by now, and I hope it went well! During the interview just try to remain positive and confident. During the swim test just do your best! I’m sure you have practiced swimming the required distance and time and you’ll be able to get it. If not, try again!
Let me know if you got the job!
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